SillyGirl

So now you have this giant egg wanting desperately to get out and a tiny cervix and birth canal unable to stretch fast enough so it frequently gets stuck for hours on end. At-least there's no tearing. After potentially days of giving birth the egg is finally out.

If I was in this situation I'd totally go back for a repeat.

Ok first off I love the idea of a monster kiwi just from a creature design point of view. I would love to see it.

But to the meat of the matter, a kiwi style egg would be wild. 15% means someone weighing 150lbs would have a 22 1/2 pound egg. Regular human pregnancy already moves and squishs the organs so much, imagine an egg taking up pretty much your entire torso! You would end up looking overdue with twins and be basically immobile.

Then having to get it out. An egg that big would really put your pelvis to the test. You would probably end up in labor for days as your body tried to open up enough for the egg to even start descending. Then pushing the thing out would be agonizing. No choice but to heave and strain against this giant unveiling thing wedged in your hips over and over as it inches out glacially slowly. There would be plenty of times when you would be convinced it was stuck, that you couldn't keep pushing and you would lay their enduring the agonizing stretch of your hole around the protruding egg, unable to do anything but whimper and scream. But your body would keep working even when you had given up and slowly the contractions would push the egg out bit by bit until you regained a tiny bit to strength and were able to push desperately against the egg again. Of course the process would take days as you stretched slowly open around the egg, opening you up beyond your limit until it reached its widest portion. You might get stuck there for a while, so close to getting it out but not quite able to push it past that point of no return. When it finally, finally slipped out of you the release of pressure would be such an intense relief.

what's a rape park? well, it's an officially sanctioned and city maintained rape haven. it's posted on signs around all entrances, by entering this space you're agreeing you may rape or be raped, and you won't report to authorities or nonindependent journalists what you may or may not encounter within the boundaries of this space.

what's a rape park look like? beautiful 🩷 but actually, it depends! the majority tend to be forested parks with trails snaking through them, making stalking your victim beforehand easier if that gets you going. some of them are garden parks with raised beds and trellises and wide open areas if you want to show off your rape. there's some sports parks, with baseball diamonds and soccer fields available for gangrape scenarios. there's a few water parks, some with pools, others just with fountains or slip n slides, for those with a more niche rape taste. there's a handful of industrial parks, with giant steel behemoths providing tantalizing twists and turns to explore with a flashlight at night with a friend who totally didn't bring you here with nefarious intent 🩷 and there's even locker rooms in most of the parks if you wanted to strip for the occasion ;) lube tends to be in the locker rooms, but condoms and other birth controls are not provided.

do people get abducted outside of these parks and brought to them expressly so someone could get away with rape? god i hope so 🤤