why are there mean ppl when dogs exist?

one time in the 5th grade I went over to this girls house for dinner and we were having hotdogs and her mom left and she was like “watch this” and she drank the hot dog water and let me tell you I never went back to that house

How do girls even put on eyeliner and make it perfect

like 149 video tutorials and a lot of crying

if this doesn’t apply to you, you’re not living the right way

I once told my friend that I do this and she told me to get help.. Im glad Im not alone.

my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win

#what if Louis is God (x)

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful