Quotes Daily

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

Why it's simply impassible! Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible? Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!

Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.

“Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. "I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.

“Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried." He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)”

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed.

How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise.