i wanna see what your insides look like

One of my favorite Tumblr interactions was when I was like "I like when dudes do [x]" and someone was like, "Sure but let's not assume everyone does." And when I was like "I uh. Specifically said *I* like this" and they were like, "This was clearly written in a relatable, everyman affect designed to make broad generalizations about common preferences." It was then that I realized I am simply operating on a higher tier than most other users

Anyway love when dudes are hairy as shit. And now YOU do too. EVERYONE loves this. If you are reading this I am The Every Man and you now share this preference with me

okay frank we’re ready . get leathermouth back together

I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain

[Through tears of blood and gritted teeth] I am a high powered explosive I am a high powered explosive I am a high powered explosive

lotms jumping from topic to topic and having songs layered over the already bad sounding audios and cutting to a live performance mid sentence and cutting away to footage to make fun of the band members is so funny to me. i love when documentaries are bad <3

gerard way is my older brother :) -> we lived in *cut to a live performance of thank you for the venom* new jersey :) -> they found 5 dead bodies near my house -> look at my grandpas paper weight :)

why are you as a man wearing a suit? so other men can pull on your tie to bring you in for a kiss? so you can take off your jacket and loosen your tie and unbutton your shirt like a whore? so the process of undressing is an intricate ritual for you and other men to undergo? gayass.

In practice legalise gay frank isn't really a bear but. In my heart he is

the real reason mikey way used to be so quiet and stoic was because his jeans were too tight for anything to fit in his pockets, so he held it all in his mouth

why doesn’t jeffrey star just eat shane dawson

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

You're a little fucked up but it's really hot

men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that's the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking