My URL Is A Fall Out Boy Reference, I Swear.

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

my parents don’t even know i don’t have tits

This is the best reply to this. None will ever come close.

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

gameboy advance SP is a beautiful name for a baby girl

I love that in the time since Twilight was big we've learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive