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Happy Javi G day (I’m making it a thing)

LILO AND STITCH (2002) dir. Chris Sanders & Dean Deblois

Picture it: you’re driving through the city and look over to see this guy in the car next to you. Do you:

A. Follow him

B. Rear end him

C. Flash him

D. All of the above

He looks fantastic in this color, and combined with the golden aviators? chef’s kiss These variations on primary colors perfectly complement his tan skin and dark hair. A palette of sexy deliciousness

Later, Javi ups the sexiness ante by pairing this beautiful shirt with his leather jacket. I mean…this is the Javi I want standing on my doorstep, and the Javi I want to undress later that night. That jacket would make the most satisfying thud as it hit my floor, those shirt buttons slipping right out of the soft material. And just look how it pulls tightly across his chest. hhnnngg

(And can we play another round of “What’s that in Javi’s coat pocket?” Looks like a dime bag tbh. Maybe it’s a little ziplock snack bag. Pocket cheese?)

And, to complete the sexiness trifecta of the raspberry shirt, he tops it with his tactical vest and you could drown a toddler in my panties. (I stole that line from Archer.) Those arms! Those legs! Dat ass! I also love his darker leather belts with the dark jeans. His darker locks as Javi help Pedro look vibrant in deep colors.

I’d throw myself in the line of fire if it meant Javi picking me up and cradling me in those arms, against that chest. Fuck.

Of course he does The Stance™️ in this outfit.

Look at this walking sex bomb. This shirt + those jeans + that badge, the way the buttons pull ever-so-slightly over his little belly, the collar highlighting his kissable neck. Their costumer is officially on my Valentine’s Day card list.

A goldilocks dick if you will.

Please don't bully my cervix, she's fragile. (No hate on big dicks, I love y'all that write big dongs)

THE LAST OF US

Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.

It is exactly what it sounds like: American Football but played on Ice, in shoes with entirely smooth soles.

It's a tournament with 4 teams and they are called Eastside Ossis, Westside Wessis, Northcoast Naughties and Southside Smoothies and it's just hilariously entertaining.

Here's a video to show you how stupid it looks:

Quite a few of them have little notes taped to their arms to remember the rules or next plays.