Call me Tizzy.

2000-2008 felt a hell of a lot longer than 2010-2018

The worst part about vomiting is not actually vomiting, it’s the 30 minutes before vomiting when you know your going to vomit but your body is teasing you with nausea

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That dress makes her look 2 feet tall

Smh

protect her

If you deny basic scientific concepts, you shouldn’t be allowed to use any technology developed using those concepts.

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they

new cryptid of 2016: todd

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory