Well, first things first I'm gay so jot that down.

currently gettin my ass slapped w notifications from men I Do Not Care About. i need a secretary or a personal assistant girl its exhausting i tell u wart

*quicksaves before stealing a necklace at hottopic*

What rent?

tom nook lets you sell literally anything at his stores, and for fair prices, doesn’t force you to pay off rent, doesn’t charge interest, gives you a base house at no cost (save the optional loan to pay off), and makes any upgrades optional… when will the slander of him cease

hes not gonna fuck you

😔

Trying to get into Tom Nook’s cranny I see 👀

unfollow me right now

I’d give bigfoot a cigarette

animal crossing characters live such simple lives theyre like GRAPES??? ive never even seen those cunts before *pays you thousands of dollars*