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Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

next time he’ll think before he cheats

me: i’m gonna write so much today!! yeah!! let’s get shit dOne me 1 hour later: *eating entire kitchen, watching youtube videos, procrastinating like fuck*

grab her ass in front of others who want her

This is so important! I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared. Don’t be me.

The weird thing about this post is that it ALWAYS shows up when I have an interview

BRILLIANT. This is so useful.

So helpful and relevant right now! Thanks!

legendary 

no offence but fuck everyone thats ever hurt you, youre precious and didnt deserve that

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading