Ellie

Principal; not amused: That's it. Your aunt passed? I'm calling your parents.

Peter: Haha, good luck with that!

Principal: What?

Peter: My parents are DEAD! *unhinged laughter*

Had all his suit features be called “baby monitor” and “training wheels”

Used his angry dad voice when he said “this is where you zip it, the adult is talking” and “because I said so >:(“ when Peter talked back and was like “teenagers 🙄” to the woman handing out leis.

Then told Peter that if he got hurt in anyway, Tony would feel like he was responsible for that…

exhibit a: when he praised peter for doing good in DC and said “my dad never gave me a lot of support and i’m just trying to break the cycle of shame”

exhibit b: when he came back to earth severely malnourished after losing to thanos, and the first thing he said was “i lost the kid”

exhibit c: when he literally invented time travel just to bring him back

Italian dad forehead kisses hehehehehe I love them

Well he recorded that test right

Now imagine: Peter Parker in the lab gushing to the Tony Stark about how cool Tony Stark is (like a dork)

And he’s yapping about how awesome the suits are and all the different ones being so cool and he’s asking Tony (who is more than happy to receive all this praise because it makes him happy when peter gets excited like that) all these questions about how he did this and how he did that and eventually Tony is like “hey wanna see the videos of me testing some of them out?”

And Peter is like YES???

so he shows him some videos (which of course start with that video of him testing out his thrusters and getting thrown into the concrete ceiling actually, which Peter finds HILARIOUS. He begs Friday to send him a copy)

And the whole time Peter is constantly either in complete awe, gasping and saying ‘oh my god that’s so sick’ as Tony explains the tech stuff to him or laughing his ass off at Tony absolutely eating shit like he does with mark 42 (because there has to have been SO many other times when he got hurt while doing stuff like that)

Like I know Peter would make fun of him so bad for when he says “I’m the best.” And then immediately gets wasted when the last part of the suit flies at him from behind and he eats shit

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