The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.

Shut up. God

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

girls’ night!

who is she

She thicc

y'all ever notice how guys standards for girls are so much more unnecessary than girls standards for guys are….like i’ve heard guys say things like “if she doesn’t send nudes i can’t wife”, “she’s gotta be willing to fuck anytime i want”, “if she doesn’t give head it’s a deal breaker” and girls say thing like “he needs to love and care about me” or “he needs to not be afraid to show me off” like girls’ expectations for the men they date are so ridiculously low because it’s just so uncommon for guys to love their girl unconditionally and show them off while guys expectation for girls are so stupid and unnecessary because they already know that their girl will support them and love them no matter what and they take advantage of that….

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then