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now I'm about to cut them bc it's about that time. the top dropping off the Porsche 💔

you ever be like with a group of friends and then one of the shorties randomly say something sexual like “im stressed i ain’t get dick in a minute” or some shit and niggas is like “you need help” and the conversation moves on but then there’s that nigga that tries to bring it back to the sexual shit like “when you say in a minute how long exactly?” and then shorty answers and tries to move on but dude bring it back with “why? how come?” and if you look into dude’s face you can see the fire in his soul burning and you just know this nigga too far deep now and you tryna think of a discreet way of tellin him bruh chill cause everyone can see he goin thru it and you dont wanna see your mans out there like that but at this point he already askin what’s her favorite position and its all bad and all there’s left to do is watch son get consumed by his own flames and wait for 2nd hand embarrassment to turn you into collateral damage

horny shorties only really cool conceptually cause when you just trying to catch up to star trek and her hand starts wandering it feels like getting that “can you pick up an extra shift?” text. walking round the crib avoiding eye contact with your girl cause you know she’s going to “!!!”

not everyday cock, sometimes just Spock 🖖🏾

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This the best app ever and I’m not saying that bc that white man fucked up the other one I’m saying it because every woman I met off here does anal

Niggas really be just in the Apple store doin diddly squat