i don't know where i am, but i'm not lost.

HIS HAIR?

WACK

HIS GEAR??

WACK

HIS JEWELRY???

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

ME?

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

I still dont know what Erykah Badu meant by, “I was born underwater with 3 dollars and 6 dimes.”

3 dollars and 6 dimes = 3.60 , 360 degrees , just like a circle. a cypher is a circle, nd througout the song she says her cypher keeps moving like a rolling stone. The Cipher is a circle but the ancient sages and gurus saw the concept as a method of transforming a text in order to link knowledge to the never ending sphere. Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding are seen as 120+120+120=360 degrees, the representation of a complete circle. Erykah was born with a complete Cipher meaning she was born with knowledge, wisdom, and understanding. Her Cipher keeps rolling because she is still learning even though she has complete awareness of the truth

Dammmnnn

She says how y’all won’t get it cuz y’all don’t do your math…. in the next line

My math is pretty solid, my familiarity with the neo soul branches of new age whatever the fuck is not

The architecture from Burkina Faso and Cameroon was the inspiration for some of the buildings in Wakanda which is amazing

ADDITIONS!

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

So they holding your keys hostage? What kind of shit is that

Is the Uber driver giving an explanation for why he won’t return them?

When I called him, he yelled at me that he was driving and hung up right after. Uber told me to give it 24 hours to see if he reaches back out.

@momo-mania I reached back out to uber because the driver is ignoring my calls. They sent him a message. Guess I have to wait another 24 hours.

What kinda fuckery is this?

This may be a stupid question but; have you considered contacting the police? Refusing to return your property is as good as theft, surely?

Nopes. Police only recover keys if its an industrial building. I called non emergency today and they said it would be useless to file a police report. I’ve exhausted every measure. Social media, uber support, the police, all of it. And none of it worked. 😭😭😭

dude won’t even mail them?

An Uber driver stole my phone. I got in contact with him a day or two after it happened and he just said “you can get it but only if you come by yourself”. I tried contacting Uber again and again and even reported him…but the nigga still has my old phone. It’s cool though, karma will get him.

I went in to try and report him and uber had blocked me soooooo 🤷🏾‍♀️ I guess they rock w him. I’ve tried to explain that this man has access to my house and car so many times and I guess they were like “we sure are tired of this bitch…… blocked”

Aw hell nah! that’s some bullshit. I would call Al Sharpton, Help Me Howard, Iyanla Fix My Life, TMZ, shit someone to make this publicly known 🤷🏿‍♀️

I had an uber driver openly solicited me for sex, after I made a clear refusal. So yeah uber drivers are usually trash

I dmed the CEO. Wish me luck on a reply y’all.

That last sentence is me

😂

🗣READ THEM SIS 🗣

*runs around screamimg* my fucking life.

MY FRAGILE HEART

😩💜

If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead

When Gucci Mane was asked if he was inebriated in court and answered with “Bitch I might be”

when ODB went on stage during the GRAMMYS and said “Wu tang is for the children”

Nicki Minaj calling out Miley Cyrus on national television giving us the iconic “ Miley, what’s good ”

When Kanye took the mic from Taylor Swift

When Destiny’s Child announced they were getting back together on Oprah

When Snoop Dogg asked the East coast about love for the West Coast

When Dave Chapelle shot a slavemaster on cable television.

when common called drake Canada Dry

When Diana Ross jiggled lil Kim tit …

To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a record label where the executive producer’s…all up in the videos, all on the records, dancin’…then come to Death Row!

When ODB rolled up to the welfare office in a limousine

When Rick James told that white bitch from backstage who he was on TV

Whitney Houston trolling Diane Sawyer about her personal life for two solid hours “I ain’t telling you”

When “Bobby Bitch” dropped

Kanye saying George Bush doesn’t care about black people on live tv

^^^

Monique letting Beyoncé know that big girls can “uh oh” too

When Django blew up the candy land plantation

Beyoncé 2016 SuperBowl performance

Grace Jones being pulled by white dudes in her chariot in Boomerang.

When A.I. stepped over Lue

When Frozone was put in his place by his wife even though he needs to help save the world.

Vince Carter dunk over Frédéric Weis in the Olympics

Reblog for the culture

When Ray J threatened Fabolous on Hot 97

I’m crying.

When Patti Labelle told that white woman on the Tyra banks show she doesn’t eat paper boo

When Gucci mane aka big guwop exposed Angela Yee for her thot antics live on the breakfast club

Angela Basset burning her husbands shit in Waiting To Exhale