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Hey neighbors, how can you actually enjoy your music when you have the bass so high? It gets totally lost in the mix. Have the music as loud as you want, it's only daytime after-all but have some taste.

Republican attitudes to gun control applied to cancer: "We don't need a cure for cancer, it won't fix it, people will just have other illnesses"

Will: So there's a Shrek remake made by 200 different amateur filmmakers. I should really get some pals together and give the same treatment to Spider-man 1. Liz: It needs to be more memey. Something like Bee Movie. Will: Soooo, Spider-man 2? Liz: The Amazing Spider-man 2 Will: That film was already made by 200 different amateurs.

So Liz helped get a weird citation advantage for Uni completely by accident. She's now a cool handy dandy mini teacher that the student has a weird crush on.

Good morning to everybody except Max.

Spoilers for AHS Apocalypse but I have a question: Does it bother anybody else that 'Return to Murder House' delivered an absolutely superb send-off for the Murder House cast but now it's reconnected by 'Apocalypse Then'?

Sorry Dominic G. Martin, I'm not making it that easy. Nobody gets away with pulling a Jason Matheson on me, not even you. I was hoping it wouldn't get this far but you've left me no choice and clearly you don't seem to mind gambling friends, and so I shall make my move. There is no excuse to completely stonewall your close friends including Amber Morrish leaving them to get worried sick about you, in a few cases leading to anxiety attacks that Liz and I have been helping with. As a friend and a boyfriend you have a responsibility to be there for your friends and loved ones. What the hell would you do if Amber got horrible news from the Doctors about leg and you realised you weren't there for her? You are risking too much in doing this, far far too much so fucking drop it or else I will ensure absolutely dire consequences will ensue.

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Lmfao Liz is making me the egg with flour she promised yesterday.

Okay, time to introduce Liz to the greatest comedy show of all time.

American Horror Story Apocalypse when all is said and done, is the best series of American Horror Story since Murder House.

So Amazon Prime has all of Parks and Rec...except the last episode...now that's some slimy business practice. Not impressed.

I feel like the title 'Spiders in the UK' really sums up Chris Chibnall's run on Doctor Who so far. Is that supposed to sound impressive? Yeah, the UK has some Spiders in it. I can't wait for 'Tourists in the M&Ms store' and 'Fish in the Atlantic Ocean'. I think an apt title befitting of a Chibnall episode would be 'Feces in the Toilet'.

Can someone tell Liz to stop bullying me about drones...?

Please don't hate Will but The Winter Solider was boring af.

If you watch a Star Wars movie on TV, does that mean the adverts are cannon?