Try it.

Cameraman: “How did you guys meet?”

Donna: “Well, it was love at first sight, wasn’t it?”

The Doctor: “Was it?”

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The Doctor: “A house, yes! Doors, windows, roof, stairs… um… uh… s…scatter cushions?”

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The Doctor: “Boop!”

Donna: “Did you just… boop me on the nose?”

The Doctor: “Yeah! Boop!”

Donna: “Aw, that’s my boy! And I’m just gonna boop you back, you skinny little thing! Boop!”

The Doctor: “D’aww, ‘boop!’“ laughs

The Doctor, seriously: “Funny thing, Gazarian lizard queens do that before they eat their husbands alive.”

Donna: “Is that so?”

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Donna: “I’m gonna go check on Mum.”

The Doctor: “Nuh-uh, not before you pay the love toll!”

Donna: “…Seriously?”

The Doctor: “Yeah.”

Donna: “…Oh, honey of course! Silly me!”

The Doctor: “Silly you!”

Donna: “Mwah!”

The Doctor: “Mwaah!”

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The Doctor: “How’s it going? …Darling.”

Donna: “Not so bad… Chipmunk.”

The Doctor: “Pumpkin.”

Awkward kissy noises

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Justin: “Do you believe in ghosts? The supernatural, aliens? Demons?”

The Doctor: “No—Well, you’ve met the mother in law.”

Sylvia: gritting her teeth “Milk and sugar, Doctor?”

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The Doctor: “Don’t touch it!”

Also the Doctor: licks it

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The Doctor: “Donna and I—the two of us, we’re a team. But we’ve had a little bit of trouble recently so we’ve come here and, well, some things have just got to be saved.”

Justin: “So this renovation project is a way of saving your marriage?”

The Doctor: “Yes—Wait, what?”

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The Doctor: “Donna and I—absolutely married. Very happily. Always, uh, popping off down the farmer’s market, picking up some organic… j… jaffa cakes?”

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Wilf, to Justin: “Yeah, it’d take more than a few bumps to scare the Doctor.”

The Doctor: clears throat

Wilf: “Which!” Nervous laughter “Is the nickname I call my grandson… Because he’s a doctor… and I’m proud of him.”

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The Doctor: “I’ve been—“

Wilf: coughs

The Doctor: “We’ve been digging. Well—my position is more managerial.”

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Donna: “Mind if I come in?”

Justin: “…You already sat on my bed.”

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The Doctor: “We’re all holding hands! Donna, Wilf, Sylvia—Sylvia!”

Sylvia: “Oh, sorry!” Holds hand

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And even after they don’t have to be fake married anymore:

The Doctor: “Hello missus bumpsysquish!”

Donna: “Heyyy Spaceman!” :)

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The Doctor: “I used fuel. Well—rocket fuel.

Well—Venutian rocket fuel.”

Donna: “Stop showing off pookie!”

The Doctor: “Yes snugglepuff!” :D

Basically Donna and the Doctor went from “pet name (ironic)” to “pet name (affectionate)” during the course of this audio and I think that’s beautiful

(Also this isn’t necessarily a good ooc quote but it fucking melted my heart and I need to put it here)

Donna: “Don’t change the subject, that’s what he (the Doctor) does.”

Justin: “Your husband?”

Donna, sarcastically: “Love of my life.”

WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME

This isn't a diss to those people. I just wanted everyone to know the Road Wiz is an ally ❤🧡💛💚💙💜