Don't BeLIEve Me.

My dude, buddy, pal. The little settings icon is in the top right hand corner. I have been on Grindr enough to know that’s your profile. I will, however, steal that username now thank you.

Imagine changing your Grindr name for a meme and pretending it was someone else…

this’s just so extra

THIS FUCKING POST

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!

If you make it long enough, the chair actually shakes a little, along with the sound of someone hitting the chair with a bat. It was super intense. (It included a trigger warning for obvious reasons.)

Nice try fuckers.

Let’s make sure @ucdavis-blog gets their $175,000 worth.  Make this post go to 100K reblogs - at least.

why is this me

😂😂😂

Bruh!

you spent bread on groupon for etiquette classes, accent lessons, books about venture capitalists and “how to act rich” manuals so you could impress your sugar daddy and seem sophisticated but when you two go on a date to the cryogenic center, he does this… wyd?

Thank the lord Jesus for this gift and try to trap him into marriage

Holy shit I think even I was turned on by that sheer majesty of this man.

Hes probably not boring if he knows how to dance. Sugar daddies are usually a bad mixture of boring and demanding. At least with this man u get dinner and a show.

@blackberryshawty

Honestly like I’m tryna get wifed up

What is Conor Mcgregor doing on his off days?