Come along dear

*sits in a campsite around a campfire* *puts flashlight up to my face* *whispers creepily* the gender binary *everybody screams*

sext: you look like the universe decided that it was tired of being so immense so it compressed all of its beauty and complexity and wonder into a smaller form so it could make everyone around it feel like they were a part of the stars

I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl ever fucked her right in the pussy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.

i am literally in tears holy shit

ASDKALSJD:LAKSDJASLKDJASD 

CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE HERE SKGHSDKJGSD

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

I can’t breath Jesus Elizabeth Hitler I’m crying Ohhhh my god

I just have to reblog this. 

and this is why i still like hetalia …f bgfhjadgshgsdh

Okay I admit I got a lot of chuckles out of this

oH MY GOD………GERMANY

I’m going to eat that cat

NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WIN THEM W- UGH what win wh win what stupid.

I’mma eat you, fire.  I’mma make you my woman. Even if you hate Hetalia, this is funny as shit.  Oh god, I needed to laugh and this did it.  Now off to work at Best Buy until Midnight because commerce is a stupid fucking bitch. 

Okay…. okay, I laughed. I laughed SUPER FUCKING HARD. And it hurt because I have a really bad cough. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. That last one…  Germany’s voice actor is my hero.

I don’t usually reblog this sort of thing but HOLY SWEET BABY JESUS I shouldn’t have laughed this hard. BINNI Y U NO TELL ME ABOUT THIS?

LMAO I DIDN’T KNOW YOU’D WANT TO KNOW?!!!!!

#this man is literally the closest thing we have to parental guidance on this site

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out