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“You’re the bomb, Jacqui Jax! Give your a dad a father’s day punch on the shoulder for me, I haven’t seen that old fart in forever!”

“It’s father’s day, so that means it’s time to honor the best dad in the world, me! Okay, fine, I’m technically not a father yet... but give it some time!”

“Okay, I’m about seventy five percent sure I never said that in my life. But can you point me in the direction of the person who did? I want to meet them. “

“ I would never drop kick a grandma. “ the star points at the stranger, his brow furrowed, “Unless she wanted…me…to? Look, I’m just sayin’ I get some pretty crazy requests. Most of them involve grandmas.”

“ Neither snow nor rain, right? Well they weren’t counting on Johnny Cage’s fist! Wat-chaa!“

“Heh heh...wieners...”

“ Breaknose Mountain…great flick. “

“Here’s two tickets to Ninja Mime 2, dude. Bring that special someone, and even if you can’t, you can at least watch the movie twice, right?”

“ I would like to buy a one way ticket to Hanzo’s tiddy, please. ”

“ Is this what we do for fun when we’re older, huh? Or have you just gone senile? ”