You Be The Anchor That Keeps My Feet On The Ground

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

borderline but acceptable

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

reblog the lucky tip jar for grant money and good luck in all your experiments

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

PLAY OF THE GAME

the hardest decision online is whether or not a video is worth pausing your music for

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”