You are so fucking classy

RPG character: i won’t make it. my wounds are too great. save yourself, hero My character with 99 health potions, 3 healing spells, and a teleportation stone back to town:

jon, sansa, and arya next episode:

me: tries to sign into my google account

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

no one:

It annoys me when I see critiques about Disney's The Little Mermaid always focusing on criticizing everything Ariel does (including the slut-shaming "she left her family for the dick" posts) but conveniently ignores the shit Triton pulled. When he saw Ariel's grotto and her collection, which probably took years to complete, he nukes the shit out of it, turning it all to ash within minutes. This is the moment that puts her in the emotional state to be manipulated by Ursula and leave her family.

teacher: i’ve uploaded a scan of the reading to the course page

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [sticks one leg out]

Demon to my now exposed leg: