Yotsubacon!

Dirty old men are so gullible.

It's okay, Mr. Ayase. I'm sure there's a club you could join or something.

That's pretty normal. Happens to everyone.

Yotsuba, I am so sorry for your misfortune...

She acts like this has happened to her before...

He's...he's joking, right?..............Right...?

Whoever Yotsuba's parents were, they sure did know how to throw.

Would this be considered child abuse? I think it would. Low blow, Mr. Koiwai. Low blow.

(Also, I made a Twitter for this. You can follow it for updates if you want. Or not. <3)

Either Yotsuba is very good with words, or Asagi needs to work on her priorities.

Yotsuba has a way with old people. She's always so motivational.

It's one thing to rub your rice sack all over the buttons in an elevator, but to not put the rice back!? That's just messy and gross. Who wants rice all over their elevator. Jeez.

/hentai

Yotsuba don't play no games in this neighborhood.

Hmmm...Must have hit a nerve from back when Ena used to be a Swedish prostitute trying to earn money for her five children.

Those mugs are not worthy of such a powerful, heartfelt toast. May those words live on for an eternity!

Don't worry, Mr. Koiwai, what she is experiencing is normal among the Strawberry Shortcake Cultists. Your daughter will return one day, as the Shortcake Elders foresaw many millennia ago. Have patience.