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+ her gf’s reaction

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sameen shaw’s favourite place to shop: people she’s beaten up
+ her gf’s reaction

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i don’t get it omg
who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here
Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.
Today’s daily cartoon by David Ostow.

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Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.
This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.
It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today
This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th
Bill Hader on his SNL audition
I feel like this is pretty much the most accurate way to describe life as an adult.
Tiffany Haddish for W Magazine
Bonus+
And she looks amazing in it all three times.
You cannot spit in the plates and then demand your dinner. The best way to receive civility at night is to not assault it all day long. It’s the simple wisdom of the table.
Adam Gopnik, “Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Red Hen Restaurant, and Who Deserves a Place at the Table”
Your death is a preexisting condition and we cannot afford to cover every resurrection. I already have mine scheduled. Die mad about it.
Republican Jesus™
ok i try to keep religion off of my blog, but this is hilarious
It’s funny because they’re nothing like the religion they hold on to so dearly lol… These memes are dead on

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“Your job — as students who are receiving an education — is to be aware of your privilege. And use this particular privilege called “education” to do your best to achieve great things, all the while advocating for those in the rows behind you.”
source
Wow this is a masterpiece
this is a fucking mood
“Do you have a steady boyfriend?”
ALWAYS REBLOG.
I Am Not Your Negro (Raoul Peck, 2016)

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Every book in the History of Literature summed up in a single sentence
I ugly-laughed at several of these.
I CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING. FUCKING. CHRIST.
ENDING ON … I can’t even say it …
MARRIAGE IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND SO ARE CLOCKS.
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