I Dont Know What Im Doing

Hi… I think about this at least once a day.

Hi… yeah I still think about this and it’s been literal years

I still think about this and it’s been like a decade.

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

@yoonseo

@snazzysterek ... I like enemies to lovers because I find the idea of love at first sight and inherent kindness without ulterior motives to be ridiculous and unrealistic.

Hi… I think about this at least once a day.

Hi... yeah I still think about this and it’s been literal years

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

Cats (2019)

literally ALL of these cats just revealed that not only do they recognize a separate moving image as themselves, but that they recognize their owner AND their placement in space which is actually a Big Fucking Deal and I hope that animal behaviorologists are going nuts over this

out blazing

… a trail for the other pioneers.  tomorrow we head west, in search of fame and fortune.  the oregon trail beckons us forth.  on ye oxen and ye settlers, let us claim our destiny

Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."

I place the Knave of Swords face down in defense mode and end my turn

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars