woah

This is going to make no sense but, while Roberta has small titties (because she's a robot), she HAS big tit energy. Like woman in a revealing party dress with giant boobs energy. Do you understand.

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MARK MY POSTS AS MATURE CONTENT. EVERYONE CLAP FOR ME.

Cock in the machine. Call that cogsnake.

Was thinking more about this post and how I was going to elaborate on it, but my brain suddenly gave me the imagery of Roberta fucking Ezekiel and pretending he's Ion. And now my brain is too focused on that to actually elaborate.

Trunrod's first time Conrod acts all blushing and embarrassed with no clue what to do like the kind of virgin that hasn't read a single porn novel. Despite being 100 years old. Because she IS in fact a virgin who never even thought about sex the entire time she had her crush on Trunnion (the demisexual vibes are strong with this post).

I do think Roberta is a top. But it's just that Lovataar outdoms her any day of the week, which means there's a 50% chance of her being the bottom instead of Ion. Which is also unfortunate for her, because Ion is so into threesomes (and foursomes and fivesomes and