Saarn getting mad at Ion and Nadox (and potentially Lova too if you ship lovwig) for dating mekhanites becomes infinitely funnier if you also ship cogsnake.
Saarn, to Ion, Nadox, and Lova: you're not understanding. I'M dating HER to get VALUABLE INFORMATION ABOUT THE WAR. YOU are dating THEM because ALL OF YOU ARE HORNY. THESE ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CONVERSATIONS!!











