STUPID IDIOT THAT’S ME!

haven’t done anything stupid yet today but i’m sure i’ll think of something

the halloween socks stay on during sex

quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

i’m just gonna say it

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

the reason why fake dating fics are so enjoyable is because they are a combination of slow burn and established relationship fics. the reader is able to picture what a relationship between the 2 characters is like, but there is still an element of suspense and a chance to develop this relationship because they are not actually dating. in this essay i will

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

sleep is great because it’s like being dead without hurting your family

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something