i love olruggio witchhat so much. heβs a sun-coded black cat. heβs a lethally chronic procrastinator. heβs a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and theyβre right. heβs in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesnβt know itβs cursed and heβs in it for love of the game. heβs lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. heβs a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. heβs a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. heβs the skyβs kindest, most radiant star. heβs the perfect man













