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If u defend my name when im not around I truly appreciate u

Man: [singing in Spanish] Ooo… The beeeeard pets the caaat… Ooo—

Thank you for the translation and thanks to this man for bringing us such a wonderful video.

18+

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

Sexual as fuck intelligent as fuck woke as fuck lit as fuck

mom, dad….i’m a goddess

this is such a libra/sag interaction

reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking asshole and don’t care

Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one.