jocelyne

me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite

so much charisma

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

having breaks from school is nice because no school work and you get to see old friends and family but then your mind is not occupied and you have too much time to overthink and you just want to go back to school to do something with your life and see friends but you know when you’re back there the stress of all the work you have to do will overwhelm you and you won’t have any time to sit down and do nothing and you’ll desire a break so long story short does anyone know someone who can put me into a coma? asking for a friend

me as a parent

i can assure you i do not

this is like “you already know who it is!!!” but way weirder wtf is going on here

🗣🗣🗣YAKWTFGO

Me, in tears: whatever tho I guess it doesn’t matter haha

the force is like anxiety

explain

with me, always

*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

my boyfriend and i were eating nachos and he was struggling to get the good stuff on his chip so i used my chip to push it on his and he stopped and looked up at me and said “THIS is the type of support i need in a relationship”

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

Damn this hit me hard , I needed this talk as a little girl. s/o to her mom for destroying the self hate in such a great way

This shit almost made me cry lol

She handled this better than I did

Omg this was so good wow

I cried while watching this

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.