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"Grace is gay for Simon Iron Lung" to

"Hey isn't it kind of offensive that the aroace headcanon-ed guy also has a really prominent yaoi ship?" to

In which Firn wears a callout post, much to Narinder’s chagrin and the viewer’s— hey wait a second who’s this sassy lost child

If you, in the past few hours, have said something to the effect of "they should reconsider doing this" SHUT THE FUCK UP!

"I can't make it to the theater!" Shut the fuck up.

"They're betraying their fans!" SHUT THE FUCK UP!

"They're not showing it in my country!" Call your local theater! Request it!! THEN SHUT UP!!!

"I'm gonna get spoiled before it comes out on youtube!" I have met people that don't know Darth Vadar is Luke Skywalker's father. SHUT. UP.

I have never seen a fanbase so bitter and disrespectful to their property seeing enough success to warrant a theatrical screening. ESPECIALLY an independent production that would not be here without you.

The final episode releasing in theaters is not here to bar you from the ending, it is to celebrate the ending. If you genuinely think that you personally not being able to see this in theaters means that EVERYONE ELSE should be barred from experiencing it with a massive screen, surrounded by other community members, for a big eventful ending, you are nothing short of selfish. Stop bitching and soiling the extremely exciting news for everyone else.

"But spoilers!!" BLOCK TAGS. BLACKOUT YOUR INTERNET USE. IF THIS MATTERS TO YOU THIS MUCH PUT IN EVEN THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF EFFORT TO AVOID SPOILERS.

You know what other media gets delayed from being fully accessible when they hit theaters? MOST MOVIES. Currently releasing films aren't going to be available online for MONTHS. Smaller film releases will drag their feet being available in other countries. Films like Iron Lung aren't avilable to view ANYWHERE right now after its theatrical release ended. This is a very normal thing for media franchises to do. Conventions preview upcoming episodes or seasons of shows months early, bands play exclusive versions of their songs at concerts, directors cuts of movies are only available if you buy the dvd. TV shows that everyone is talking about are streaming on services you don't have access to. Not every piece of media is going to be readily accessible to you. Even if it's from a series or creator you like.

I want everyone to be able to have that experience but it's just not feasible. I am beyond proud of Gooseworx and GLITCH for having so much support that this is even possible and I hope the people that can enjoy that experience do. All I ask of the people that are getting tickets is to tag throughly and yap responsibly in that 2 week window before the episode releases on youtube. The rest of us may be disappointed but as someone who had to wait nearly a year for the third MHA movie to be globally accessible after I saw it in theaters, you can handle this. You won't even remember there was a problem by June 21st.