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Oh, bless you for not knowing haha

November 5th 2020 was one of the most absurd days in internet history, and frankly, in overall history.

So the world is trembling over the US election right. The votes are being counted, everyone is on edge and even over here in Europe, people are holding their breath because whoever wins this election could change the earth as we know it. Around that time, the third wave of Covid hits (I think), and sends us all back into lockdown.

Then, on Nov 5 specifically, there's this moment where Nevada's votes could make all the difference (that's why sometimes, Nevada pops up in the shitposts too). And Nevada is slooooow. The results aren't coming in, and everyone is constantly checking for updates. Also apparently, Georgia and Pennsylvania are turning blue (democratic) for the first time in ages (or ever? don't know, I'm not that familiar with US history) but anyway, it's unprecedented.

On the same day, the romantic relationship of Dean Winchester and Castiel (Destiel), two characters of the show Supernatural, becomes canon after 15 seasons...but in a really weird way that is dissatisfying to most of the fandom (I think. Not in that fandom either). Now the fandom in itself is huge though, one of the biggest fandoms on Tumblr ever, and there's this sort of massive Spn renaissance happening that just consists of...complete disbelief lol.

On top of that, rumors of Putin's resignation arise, being widely spread through the Supernatural fandom's Destiel shitposts. This, again, could change world history if true.

And at this point, everyone's just going crazy-town banana pants.

Because of the sheer absurdity.

AND I LOVE IT.

Because one person summed it up in the following sentence that went viral and honestly explains best what the heck happened on that day:

And this sentence MAKES ME COME ALIVE. Because DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FACTORS HAD TO WEIGH IN FOR SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE????????????????

It's a meme consisting of at least 5 other events to explain the 5th of November feeling. The peak comedy being that this is the first sentence of "My Immortal", the worst fanfiction ever written, implying that November 5 2020 reads exactly like that.

It's a cultural treasure, that's what this is.

And I'm just like...WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE. WHAT A TIME TO BE ON TUMBLR. WHAT AN HONOR TO WITNESS THAT TRAINWRECK OF THE US PULL ITSELF OUT OF THE DIRT AND LIVE ANOTHER DAY. ALL IN THE MIDST OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC. FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED. RELIEVED FOR ALL MY US MUTUALS.

🌺 🤲depersonalize 🪐💥

🌈👁derealize 🌥🎶

Oikawa Tooru in Junior High

Akutagawa kinnie watch your back /j

- Hates showers, something about standing while having bathe, that's a big no. When you can sit and take it easy in a bath? Yeah Dazai knows what's going on.

- Has tried to see if he would die, or get clean if he sat in the rain while washing with soap.

- Probably tried shoving Atsushi or Kenji into the washing machine for science .

- Hates colored pens, but has the most colorful stationary. TO hate something, you must be that something (Repeats to him self daily Ohh i hate being hot so baddd, makes me wanna puke, since i do)

-Probably lives in a small apartment, not that he's cant afforded a nice house or anything, He just doesn't see the need or doesn't think he deserves one

- I have the strong sense he dose not like sweets that much, why eat sweets when you can have all the curry udon in the world on Kunikida's tab 🤨⁉

-Big feminist, "Men aint shit"- Dazai's motto

- Sadly for humanity, Dazai at any given moment would sing tiktok audios, everyone at the agency fears to walk with him outside work (Rip Kunikidas professional reputation.)

- Eat at the weirdest hours, Oh its 4am? Time for dinner. 2pm? Breakfast.

- Has no idea what therapy is, why are people always telling him to go?? Be kind and explain where you want to send him off to?

- Knows all the lyrics to Kiss me more by Doja cat, but he's actually embarrassed about it because Yosano laughed while he hummed it (#savedazai)

- Actually makes Akutagawa runs his errands when Atsushi gives up on him. literally rings up Akutagawa as if it was nothing and gives him the list.

- Knows how to cha cha real smooth, (Michael Jackson get lost)

- Watched Romance movies/series and classifies it as comedy because LMAO WHATS LOVE?

- Also, laughs at cheeze its, because Wheezes "ITS NOT A CHEEZE KUNIKDA, ITS A CHEEZE IT "

- Has tormented the agency with a mod of rubber duckies (where do you think Rampo got them from)

taeyang → tear drop stages .｡.:*☆