I'm only here because I don't like outside.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

I caught 3 Magikarp today only 98 more to go.ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Update: Much progress today! I now have 55 out of the 400 Magikarp Candies needed to evolve one of these fuckers. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

A stirring and inspiring journey that shows anyone can achieve their dreams, 10/10, would read again

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck