they should let you download chilled drinks off the internet

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

my body count? i only have one. my own. why would i own more

i am not afraid to keep on living. etc

me after one bagel sandwich

too lovey dovey for this world i’m afraid

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

having to make university decisions is literally the worst thing ever. i can't decide what to eat for breakfast, I start crying anytime I think about a career and I literally didn't think the earth would still exist for me to make this decision (I had a bit of a Thing in Year 7)

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

at least the colour green exists

its so awesome that everything good that happens to me has to be followed by immense suffering of some kind every single time