Life of R

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Confusion.

I woke up this morning feeling a bit confused as to what day it was.

I’m not sure why I was confused. Maybe it was because it was the first night in over two weeks I took/needed my allergy meds. Or maybe it was because I was so freaked out from watching the latest Ghost Adventures on TV. Maybe it was a combination of both or just something else.

So, I asked Google what day it was: Hey Google, what day is it? Google said...

Today is the 198th day of the year.

There are 161 days until Christmas.

Today is the 128th Pandemic Day.

It has been 40 days since you had sushi for lunch.

It will be the 16th continuous day with a temperature above 90 degrees.

It is 13 days until *********’s Birthday.

It has been 3 weeks since your last haircut. Do you want to make an appointment before the lock down occurs, again?

It is 17 days until your next dental appointment.

Your next house payment is due in 15 days.

It has been 3 days since you bought groceries.

It has been 17 days since you last bought hay.

It has been 27 hours since your last shower.

It has been 9 hours since your last bowel…Hey Google! All that is nice but what day is it?

Today is Friday, 17 July 2020. The Moon is in a Waning Crescent.

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Such is my Love/Hate relationship with my Google Assistant.

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Yesterday afternoon. This very large branch broke off from one of my eucalyptus trees. This morning before the sun came up over the hill and heat up the day, I cut it up.

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