Some favorite Muppet Christmas Carol tweets from last year, Christmas Eve.
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Some favorite Muppet Christmas Carol tweets from last year, Christmas Eve.

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I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here
It’s so chaotic I love it
just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design
are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?
He also collects crystals
When I tell you I screamed, I actually screamed 😭😭😭
the Kings and I getting ready to play some D&D
In an apocalyptic scenario, I’d spend my last moments alive watching this.
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one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo
it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there.
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What a great reaction
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when the humans actually think that you’re a normal dog and let you in the outpost without suspecting a thing
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

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I'm out picking my own raspberries and...
Everyone please look at this I am fucking crying alone in a field of raspberries
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