Flare the Demon

I haven’t played Doom yet. I wonder why.

Every time I see a bird with wings similar to mine I get this pang of jealousy and whisper under my breath “you bastard”, which majorly confuses everyone around me.

Recently met a changeling. He’s pretty cool.

My vampire friend says demon blood is spicy. Can any vampires confirm or deny?

Oh I have 20 followers. That’s pretty cool

My friend is a vampire. Should I spike their blood stocks with demon blood next time I’m at their place?

I really have no idea where the dragon wings thing for demons came from. Like, I dunno maybe some demons have them, but my wings were feathered. Not scaled.

There’s a special place in Hell for people who are mean to fast food workers. Literally. They have to work at a makeshift Subway for a hundred years or so. It’s probably one of the best punishments in Hell.

I’d say the hardest part about being stuck in a human body with limited access to your demon powers is the stupid fact that every time someone says something stupid I can’t just zap them. Like, wow thanks for the homophobic comment I can’t electrocute you so I just have to punch you in the face I guess.