I haven’t played Doom yet. I wonder why.

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I haven’t played Doom yet. I wonder why.

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Every time I see a bird with wings similar to mine I get this pang of jealousy and whisper under my breath “you bastard”, which majorly confuses everyone around me.
New bucket list item: wake up my vampire friend by sitting on their chest and purring loudly. When they wake up, I won’t say anything.
 I’ll just sit there.Â
Without blinking.
Smiling.
Anyone else ever lie awake at night wondering if that random cookie you found on your steps was actually a gift from mothman and you annoyed him by not eating it and now he’s gonna use a variety of tactics to shun you online and in real life?
No? Just me?
Damn.
Hi, it’s cosmo! I was wondering if you could give the humans some insight on hell? ÓwÒ -a gay vamp
Hi Cosmo!
I’ve never gone to all the different areas of Hell, but where I was in Hell is pretty nice. Lots of reddish grass everywhere. There’s some buildings, but they aren’t organized like human cities. Just built wherever it was convenient. It’s also nice and warm, unlike Earth, which is WAY TOO COLD!

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Recently met a changeling. He’s pretty cool.
Wait what
My vampire friend says demon blood is spicy. Can any vampires confirm or deny?
My human friend: “Ha! Your aesthetic is so overly edgy, someone could almost call you a demon!”
Me: “I’m sorry is this some sort of human joke that I’m too cryptid to understand?”
Oh I have 20 followers. That’s pretty cool

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My friend is a vampire. Should I spike their blood stocks with demon blood next time I’m at their place?
Sad to say that I didn’t get to do it. They saw my post :(
They say they don’t have blood stocks, but I don’t believe them. I’ll raid their house next time I’m there and see if I can find any.
My friend is a vampire. Should I spike their blood stocks with demon blood next time I’m at their place?
I really have no idea where the dragon wings thing for demons came from. Like, I dunno maybe some demons have them, but my wings were feathered. Not scaled.
There’s a special place in Hell for people who are mean to fast food workers. Literally. They have to work at a makeshift Subway for a hundred years or so. It’s probably one of the best punishments in Hell.
I’d say the hardest part about being stuck in a human body with limited access to your demon powers is the stupid fact that every time someone says something stupid I can’t just zap them. Like, wow thanks for the homophobic comment I can’t electrocute you so I just have to punch you in the face I guess.

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Hi I made this now
My glorious vampire friend made me want to make this so now I exist on Tumblr hi yes I am a real cryptid.