Honestly...

(I clean apartments for spare cash, ever since I lost my job over three years ago.) Last month I began cleaning for a nice older woman, who needs help because of recent heart surgery. Her son, who is my age, comes home and she whispers to me “You could run away with him if you want to, I wouldn’t mind.” I kind of awkwardly giggle and inform her that I didn’t think my girlfriend would take to kindly to my running off with her boy. She laughed and walked away, still saying he should take me away since I’m such a nice woman. Took her 5 minutes to come back and ask if I was gay, I said yes. Her response was that she was fine with it but not to tell her husband, because she “Likes me, and wants to be able to invite me back again to clean.”