give it to him!!

I wish I was hot and never misgenderd

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

I’d watch “I am Legend” a lot more if the dog didn’t die.

“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person

That autism feel when you either say ALL the words or you can’t make yourself speak at all.

i havent had a crush on anyone irl in such a long time i cant tell if it’s a blessing and im at #peace or im just dead inside

I’m mature enough to admit that I’m the reason for some failed friendships/relationships. I apologize 

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

@gayisthewaybish us every night

@reality-sets-in you’re more than worth me being a little tired 😊