ABBI CADAVER

Omg omg omg

PEEKABOO!

This added three years to my life.

fjaogjaorjalkgag *clutches face, heart, and everything else that can be clutched*

I watched this on repeat and it gets cuter every time

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

*snaps fingers frenetically*

I didn’t ask to be called out