you get what everyone gets. a lifetime.

in my new extremely immersive VR game you play as a guy with a brick strapped to his face experiencing vertigo in a room-sized world haunted by invisible furniture

New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

Working class hero

I suggest loving every trans woman you meet before its too late

@ Jewish people and real feminists: I'm very sorry that violent bigots have co-opted your movements online so much so that it's makes talking about the issues of actual sexism/misogyny and anti semitism near impossible

saw a dev reply to "lack of realism" in i think "verdun" with "yeah everyone would sure love it if they had to spend the entire playtime scrounging food instead of killing people. we build for immersion not realism. youre an idiot"

MOVE IDIOT

the tits speak for themselves

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of