hopeful romantic

As a kid i remember being invested in the lore of the goldfish commercials.

women have every reason to become insane and unhinged. men have zero (0) reasons. and yet they all are 

university is also just *rereads email wording for twenty minutes* *pdfs* *waits for bus* *lofi beats* *bounces leg* *forgets student card* *forgets laptop charger* *forgets lab coat* *refreshes email* *tupperware* *prints something* *stares at wall for ten minutes before getting out of bed* *makes tea* *waits for appointment* *daydreams on bus* *climbs stairs* *stares at google calendar* *almost gets hit by bike* *recycles*

tv shows be like let’s have the ugliest man kiss the hottest women alive

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

I just wanna say… From the bottom of my heart… Get the fuck away from me if you have bad intentions

*finished crying* god I'm hot

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on