My Spanish professor also suggested this 😊

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

i think about this every time i use tinder

Do you know what I absolutely hate? Being a high achiever at a young age. Studying becomes ridiculously difficult because you’ve never really had to do it. Getting anything less than an A grade on any of your exams is a fail in your eyes. Someone got a higher score than you on a test? Expect to be reminded regularly that you got beaten. You can’t even talk to your friends about how your exams went because they just tell you ‘you don’t need to worry about your scores, stop going on about it- think about us with our C grades’. Teachers ignore you because you’re a low priority student to them; you achieve in exams so they never bother asking you if you’re coping or just if you’re ok. You could’ve spent hours crying the night before a test, cramming to keep up with target grades and live up to people’s expectations, but they don’t seem to care about how much emotional torment you put yourself through because, hey, you got an A. So next time you say ‘I wish I was that clever, it’d be so much easier’, please remember it’s not.

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord