Hi hungry, I'm dad

white house: could a sick person do THIS *pic of trump sitting and holding a pen*

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

Weird girls suffer more than marines

i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that

hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?

peppa pig boutta say something racist

oh to take my girl on a musem date where she tells me things about everything she sees and i don’t understand a word of it because i’m too busy thinking about how i want to kiss her

My favourite thing about lesbians is that we love ugly clothes. Totally unironically. We shop for clothes like: "Wow. That's hideous. How much is it?"

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE