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listen…if cbx stacked themselves up on each other’s shoulders, they could be unstoppable in a fight. but the order in which they stack is crucial. for example, baekhyun has to be near the top so he can talk sh*t, but he can’t be the top fighter because he doesn’t have the arm strength for uppercuts. his mouth and hands do not match which opens the unit up to danger. you may think that xiu and jongdae are interchangeable, but they are not. kjd has to be the base to support them all. he is so “firm” because he does squats, therefore he has supportive legs. also his arms are strong for holding power. but he can’t throw good punches because it’s not the catholic thing to do and also the closer he is to the ground, the more muffled his inevitable whines and complaints would be. xiumin is perfect for top tier fighter position because he has a) unreleased rage hidden in his eyes and b) BIG STRENGTH. like this, cbx can finally challenge kr*s to a duel.

tag urself as a level of petty im ksoo enlisting so as not to meet trump