Screw Titles, I’m Tired

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

my writing gland is purple and swollen

my dead wife. the ad free internet

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"