SNAFU

which one is abysmal at roller skating and has to hold onto the other

which one gets hiccups every time they drink something fizzy

which one always joins the group dances at the skating rink

which one listens to new songs on loop until the other can’t stand it

which one tags the other in embarrassing photos without asking first

which one had a short-lived interest in learning the ukulele

name: Tinez

your catchphrase: I started saying Yo ironically and now it has become my catchphrase and I hate myself. 

fav emoji/emoticon: the cool guy with sunglasses B) I mean look at this guy B) how cool isn't he? BV B3 B,,C making any emotion cool 

favorite color scheme: white and anything pastel colored, I breathe for pastel colors 

favorite type of monster-person: shapeshifters

something real cool that you can do: this emoticon B)

a song you want to share with your followers: I present to thee, my theme of songs

top 3 characters of all time: Irene Adler, Ororo Munroe, Rudy Steiner 

what pets do you have: Allergic to most pets, but I do have two siblings - so that counts.

your hogwarts house: HUFFLE TO THE PUFFLE

       have never refrained from closing their eyes

“You should see the other guy.”

“I fought them off singlehandedly, all fifteen of them!”

“Is that blood?”

“Do you have to walk around with tissues shoved up your nostrils?”

“Ouch. That is not a pretty face.”

“They must have knocked all the sense out of you.”

“How many brain cells are you down to now?”

“Is there anything you need?”

“I’m sore in places I didn’t even know existed.”

“How long was I out?”

“Why did you hit me?”

“I didn’t mean to hit you that hard.”

“Look on the bright side. You’re alive, aren’t you?”

“Can you walk?”

“Why didn’t you call me?”

“Is it as bad as it looks?”

“I think I see a light…”

“You should have told me sooner.”

“I had him on the ropes!”

“Sit still and let me look after you.”

Asshole’s gonna miss writin’ stupid essays pretty soon. You gonna be humpin’ up some fuckin’ hill… or across a campus, Uni pourin’ shit for fire pissin’ your pants wishin’ you were back here with nothin’ asked of you but writin’ some shit essay