get out of your head

There's something extremely endearing but also fucking hilarious about my partner helping me kill these bosses and giving me huge swords and runes in Elden Ring and telling me it's payback for all the stuff I gave them in Animal Crossing

Mage brandishing an enormous crystal staff, eyes glimmering with sorcery: I grant you my strength and the broadsword of screeching death for the kindness you showed me in a previous life, in which you gave me a cool dress and several pumpkin seeds

The backstory for Mildred is that during development, one of the QA testers made their character like that and just invaded anyone going through Blighttown. She became so iconic to the area they made an NPC version, so that every player would experience her.

why they make her extra thicc though?

obviously cause she’s eatin all those mans!