“ we’re both upside down ”

me realizing at 10 pm on a thursday that i’m 3 people away from trixie mattel which means i’m 4 people away from rupaul

oscar the fish slapping marty the zebra over gloria the hippo was not on my 2022 bingo card

i just know snoop googled “can dogs have weed” 10 minutes before the puppy bowl

the taco bell menu is consistently open in a tab on my safari and if that doesn’t describe my entire personality i don’t know what will

tobey maguire, andrew garfield, and tom hollands peter parker’s living in the same apartment new girl style and they all try to hide the fact that they’re spider man from each other

the feminine urge to say “that better be taylor’s version” when someone is listening to her music

shockingly i’m in no way surprised that cole and sav labrant are having another kid