yeezus christ

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

We’ve hit the 4th wall

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

what if 911 called you

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…