swiper the fox who?

went to the mall after work with a few friends! largest haul to date not to include all the goodies i got for my friends 💕 (☆ are not pictured!! i also ate the corndog ofc i was hungry)

🌻 Wälmärt 🌻 ▪instax camera 》$59.00 ☆ corndog 》$1.50

🌻 Sälly Bëauty Süpply 🌻 ▪pressed rice powder 》$8.99 ☆ rice primer 》$12.99 ☆ press on nails 》$8.99 x3

🌻 Ţ.J. Mäxx 🌻 ▪clinique quickliner 》$17.50 x2

🌻 Ülta 🌻 ▪abh eyebrow pomade 》$18.00

🌻 Döllar Trëë 🌻 ▪scissors & tape 》$2.00

🌻 Pïnk 🌻 ▪panties 》$10.50 x13 ▪shirt 》$29.95 ▪other shirts 》$34.95 x3

🌻 V.Ş. 🌻 ▪panties 》$10.50 x6 ☆ shine logo shorts 》$29.50 x2 (one boosted already to a friend)

OH FUCKING BOY So I was getting g groceries and gonna walk out right? All the normal stuff I’m doing, the Eco bags, everything. I go to walk out with an old receipt in hand and “on my phone”

This guy probably in his 40s is a Walmart greeter just doing his job and he stopped me and demanded to check my receipt. I denied A- Because I was shoplifting and B- because I knew that its perfectly legal for me to deny. They can’t force me to hand over that slip of paper unless it was a club store (Sam’s club) so I said, no thank you.

Just a small haul >_<

Ɓeaưtƴ  ßlėndēř $20.00

ťÃŕťě shape Ṭǎpǝ $27.00

Kǎt vộn Ɖ əỷẽlǐňẽr (x2 second one not shown) $40.00

Ṣṭɨlẵ əɣəliǸər $22.00

ẲǸắṣṭẫsia Ɗɨp Ɓrỗẅ $18.00

ẲǸắṣṭẫsia Ɓrỗẅ Ḍəfinẹṛ $23.00

Ḍərmả-E vitǎmɨn śeŘum $19.99

poŘəfeșșɨonǎl ḿattỂ prỉḿẼṛ $28.00

poŘəfeșșɨonǎl pẼắrL prỉḿẼṛ $31.00

Țỏỏ Faćēď ßëttèr ťhăn śėx ḿașčarå watĕŘpṛỜỜf $24.00

NẢŔs ČŔėămy ĊÔŊceẵLểŔ $30.00

Țỏỏ Faćēď ḾẩṬṬə-TẮLLɨç LïpŠtiċk $21.00

*Stationary*

-matching fivestar folders & notebooks

-a good quality book bag (vs pink ones wear easily, get yourself a kanken, herschel, jansport, or north face one with phat pockets)

-laptop bag

-erasable gel pens

-highlighters

-papermate mechanical pencils

-post it notes

-roller whiteout

-mini stapler

-any textbooks you need (don’t spend money on that shit PLEASE)

-erasers

-planner

-graphing calculator (always source tagged be careful)

-binders (personally I abhor binders but u do u)

-metal ruler

-flash cards

-flash drive

*Clothing*

-chunky cardigan

-rain jacket

-silk pj set

-beanies/dad caps (only if they’re allowed indoors. follow the dress code girlies don’t get in trouble)

-knee high boots

-scarfs

-sweatpants

-ballet flats

-vs robe

-a onesie

-suede skirt

-nice flats

-jeans (in every wash)

-infinity scarves

-windbreaker

-puffer jacket

-graphic tees

-moccasins (these hoes SAVED my toes in freezing classrooms)

-dainty jewelry

-leggings

-matching COMFY underwear sets (seamless hipster/boyshort undies with a matching tshirt bra!!not lacey thong and garter belt combos with a +3 cupsize bombshell. we’re staying comfortable all 2018-2019 school year)

-nice sweaters

-duster

-big hoodies

-soft socks

*Self Care*

-hand sanitizer

-chapstick

-tissues

-bath bombs

-eyebrow spooley

-spinning toothbrush

-sun screen

-lash curler

-vitamins

-incense

-candles

-fruity lotion

-coffee

-your fav b&bw or lush sent body wash

-advil/tylenol/ibuprofen (my lifesavers)

-a soft blanket

-face masks

-lip scrub

-silky shampoo/conditioner

-compact hair brush

-mini perfume/lotion

-oil blotting sheets

-travel sized versions of your daily makeup

*Misc*

-snacks

-headphones

-(portable) charger

-small crossbody

-hair ties

-pillow cases

-cute lanyard

-keychains

-ring holder

-room decor

-umberella

-lint roller

-bobby pins

-tide to go pen (underrated)

-phone case

-travel sized toiletries

-swell water bottle

-wallet full of that sweet boosting $$$😉

here’s how to navigate my increasingly confusing tags lmao. will keep adding to this as necessary.

general:

•non specific tips- #t

•concealing methods, concealing videos- #concea!!ng

•me jut being a dumbass or telling stories and shit: #s

•me answering asks- #a

•my hauls- #h

•me asking questions to l!ftblr- #q

•tips for a mall- #mäll t

store specific tips

•bárnes & nøble- #barnes&nob!e t

•ulta- #u!ta

•victoría’s sećrêt/pínk- #vïctørias secret t & #p!nk t

•Koh!s- #køhłs t

•a!ter’d state- #a!terd state t

•arītïzía- #ar!tz!a t

•lu!ulêmon- #!u!u!emon

•sephórá- #sëphøra t

•shoes- #shøes t

•lūsh- #!ush t & #lüsh t

•hõt topic- #hottop!c t

•Tärgėt- #tärgėt t

•mīchaels- #m!chaels t

new lifters that werent here when the community set up our guidelines a couple years ago…

With the help of @scorpladylift

P!nk: shorts $30

S@llys: makeup brush $19

B@rnes and N0ble: water bottle $35

0ffice M@x: planner $50

Who in their right mind would pay that much for a planner???

Huge thanks to my partner for teaching me SO much today.

How do you live your life like that sis? How do you deal with knowing you took time out of your day to send hate to stranger who you’ll never meet in your entire life?

Really girl? Really? You dedicated time out of your day to send all of that bullshit and saying I’m going to hell for some Chapstick when there are over 600 sins in the bible, and if you actually read that book you could probably see some of your sins hunty.

http://www.amazingbible.org/Documents/Bible_Studies/Sin_list_part_6.htm

Bloop.

35 yrs old running a K POP BLOG with your horrid acne and 3rd grade insults hiding in your parents basement jacking off to tentacle porn, only coming out of your Phantom of the Opera dwelling at night to scrounge for food when I’ve got steak and lobster cooking and Pinot Grigio chilling in the ice bucket.

“you’re gonna go to hell” if and when I do I’ll be right there with my lifted SPF and boosting St. Tropez tanning lotion and asking Satan when is he throwing another Hawaiian themed party.